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  * After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed
  * After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold down screws, it will be discoverd that the gasket has been omitted
  * Trivial matters are handled promptly, important matters are never solved
  * In order get a loan you must first prove you don't need it
  * In order get a loan you must first prove you don't need it
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  * Friends come and go but enemies accumulate
  * To make an enemy do someone a favour
  * You have taken yourself too seriously
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