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The other line moves faster |
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Any tool when dropped will roll into the least accessible
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When all else fails read the instructions |
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If you do not understand a particular word in a piece of
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Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool
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In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of
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In time every post tends to be occupied by an employee who
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Work is accomplished by those employees who have not reached
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People are always available for work in the past tense |
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Worker's dilemma:
1. No Matter how much you do, you'll never do enough
2. What you don't do is always more important than what you
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Those who can » Do, Those who can not » Teach Those
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Build a system even a fool can use, and only a fool will
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Never argue with a fool - people might not know the difference |
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Technology is dominated by two types of people:
Those who understand what they do not manage
Those who manage what they don't understand |
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Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them
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The quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added
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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from
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cover has been removed |
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After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold
down screws, it will be discoverd that the gasket has been omitted |
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Trivial matters are handled promptly, important matters are
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In order get a loan you must first prove you don't need it
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You have taken yourself too seriously |
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In dealing wih their own problems faculty members are the
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